All Things Southern
All Things Southern




Home   Contact   Calendar   Book Shellie   Media   F.A.Q.   TV   Radio     Shop   Twitter   Facebook   Blog


Home
Southern Jokes
Southern Recipes
Southern Spotlight
Southern Quotes
Southern Comforts
Southern Definition
My Photo Journals
Search My Site
ATS Word Game
ATS Affilates
Ministry Opportunites




Books and CD's
Fine Art
T-Shirts
Baseball Caps
Kitchen Gifts
Good Eats
Porch Donations





Gator Giveaway
Yellow Ribbon Gallery
Link to ATS
Favorite Links





IN THIS WEEK'S ISSUE:
"Front Porch Chat from Shellie"
"Chuckles" Southern joke of the week
"A Taste of the South" Southern recipe of the week
"It's Been Said..." Southern Quote of the week
"Southern Comfort" Inspiration from my heart to yours

Email Shellie

--------------I interrupt this website to bring you the embarrasing video I promised when we first began the Water from the Porch Drive! Just click thru to the blog. Enjoy! ------------------------------

"In the Event of Nuclear Attack..."

Hello folks, it's so good to see everyone back on the porch for our weekly get-together. Make yourselves at home, now, and let's chat…~smile~

Not a day goes by that my email box isn’t flooded with things I’m supposed to be worrying about. Many of these concerns have a Chicken Little feel, only these people know the sky is falling because their “mother’s sister’s cousin-in-law’s uncle’s aunt had X and Y happen to them and this isn’t just a forward and you have to pass it along lest you be guilty of accelerating the extinction of mankind.”

Whoa-- it’s powerful stuff! I swanee, many a day I’d crawl right back into bed if I were the worrying sort; which I’m not. If anything worried me, it’d be my inability to worry, which suggests that I don’t know enough to worry, but, I’m not worried. I come from the tribe of Tigger and I’m proud of it. Indeed, this is a character flaw to those dedicated emailers trying to alert me to the dangers of __________. (You fill in the blank.) Fortunately, many of these ominous emails have places where I can donate to their cause to ease my mind or buy their products to protect myself. Lucky me, or is that, lucky them?

Not that I’m questioning everyone’s motives. I’m sure the Chicago woman who developed the gas mask brassiere did it for the good of mankind. You haven’t heard?! That’d be the female undergarment that’s ready to be deployed at the first sign of chemical attack, or perhaps even the germs of a fellow human. When threatened, the wearer can simply snatch off the undergarment and detach the individual cups, which can now double as a gas mask—one for herself and one for the lucky bystander of her choice. Bubba said if his Aunt Clydette had one she could save half of the town all by herself, but I told him that was flat out ugly and he should stop.

Besides, if anybody other than Uncle Amos buried his face there, he would soon discover that a nuclear attack would be a much preferable way to go!

I hope you enjoy your time at All Things Southern today. I'll be around if you want to chat...

Hugs, Shellie

*******CLOSEOUT SALE*******CLOSEOUT SALE*******CLOSEOUT SALE

ATS is closing out the white and black t-shirts in preparation for a new line. More on that later. Right now, I want to give back to all of my sweet porchers. So, in appreciation of your support in helping me raise the money for our Water from the Porch Drive, I've decided to offer the black and white t-shirts to y'all at a fantastic prize. I hope you'll be able to use this sale to grab some early Christmas presents! In addition, I'm going to discount the "Lesson Learned on Bull Run Road" audio books, too!

While supplies last, the t-shirts and the audio books will be $10.00 each with FREE shipping. How's that for a pair of real deals? Happy shopping, friends!

*******CLOSEOUT SALE*******CLOSEOUT SALE*******CLOSEOUT SALE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"All Things Southern LIVE on the Radio this Friday!"

Join me this Friday to wrap up the work week and kick your weekend off in style. Remember, the show streams live here.

This Friday's special guest will be on of our porch favorites: The Entertainment Man of Middle Georgia, Jackie K. Cooper! Tune in for Jackie's book and movie reviews and save yourself some money!

That's 8:00 to 9:00 CST and the call in # is 318-323-8886! See you on the air!

 Subscribe to The All Things Southern LIVE Radio Show in a reader

So, have you ordered your caps and t-shirts? Come on, sport your All Things Southern colors!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Slow down and experience life the way it should be with a timeshares for sale in one of the Southern states. Once you buy timeshares here, you'll fall in love with the charm and the genteel manner evident everywhere you go. Let the warm weather and southern hospitality become your solace in this hurried world.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Hear another recent "Porch Chat"
Interested Radio Stations Click Here
Potential Sponsors Click Here




Please visit my sponsors:

Share this site with a friend:
Your Name:
Your Email:
Your Friend's Email:


Enter a Personal Message From You (Optional)

Home AdvertiseArchivesPoliciesTerms of UseEmail Shellie and All Things SouthernLink to All Things SouthernEternal HelpEmail Rhonda at Promotion and Sales

Copyright 2001 All Things Southern. All Rights Reserved.
Site designed by Bayou Internet and Communications