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As promised, here are the answers.
- Is there a federal law against a man marrying his widow's sister?
- A man cannot marry his widow's sister. For his wife to be a widow, the man would have to be dead.
- Do they have a fourth of July in England?
- Of course they have a 4th of July in England. They just don't celebrate it because it isn't their independence Day.
- How many birthdays does the average man have, and how many does the average woman have?
- Men and women only have one birthday. Each year after that is a celebration of the anniversary of that birthday.
- How many pairs of animals did Moses take with him on the ark?
- Moses took no animals on the ark. Noah did.
- An explorer claims he has dug up a coin that is clearly dated 46 B.C. How do we know he is a liar?
- Since no one knew when Christ would be born, it would be impossible to date coins "B.C." before Christ.
- If you had only one match and entered a cold room that had a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood stove, which would you light first in order to get maximum heat?
- You would light the match first.
- The Detroit Tigers and the Cleveland Indians played five baseball games. They each win three games. There are no ties, and there are no disputed games. How is this possible?
- It's possible because the Tigers and the Indians did not play against each other.
- A man builds an ordinary house with four sides, except that each side has a southern exposure. A bear comes to the door and rings the doorbell. What color is the bear?
- The bear would be white. The only place a house could be built with four southern exposures would be right at the North Pole. Therefore, it would have to be a polar bear.
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