Romance

Young Angus had been out for the evening with his best girl. When he arrived home, he found his father waiting up. The old man looked up and shook his head. "Have you been out with your young lady again?" he asked.
"Yes, Dad," replied young Angus. "Why do you look so worried?"
"I was just wondering what the evening cost."
"No more than ten dollars, Dad."
"Aye? That's not so much."
"It was all she had," said Angus."

George at 33 was still single. He'd evaded many marital traps, but now he was helplessly in love with Nancy. One night, following dinner, he asked Nancy to marry him. She answer, "Oh, yest George!"
There followed a long silence. Nancy finally said, "Well, say something more George."
He shook his head and said, "I think I've said too much as it is."
"No man can serve two masters. That's why there's a law against bigamy!" (The StalledVW, B. Neuman)

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