Excuse: A skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.
Love: The feeling that makes a woman make a man make a fool of himself.
Money: The mint makes it first, and it's up to us to make it last.
Mosquito: A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies.
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose.
Photographer: One who can make a plain girl as pretty as a picture.
Prune: A plum that has seen better days.
Strength of Mind: The man who can eat one potato chip.
Television: A medium since something well done is rare.
Worry: A state of mind which leads some people to fear every time the tide goes out that it won't come in again.